Pumpkin Patch Cardigan Last Chance wear this cardigan and you'll

wear this cardigan and you'll BEE the coolest fella in town

say it to my face so we can get into a heated debate that ends in a passionate makeout session afterwards

Inspired by the poem the Two-Headed Calf by Laura Gilpin

like that's not something i've heard before or something i googled

Pumpkin Patch Cardigan Last Chance wear this cardigan and you'llwhat's the difference between a boner and a lantern? you can jack a boner, but you can't jack o lantern! okay to break from the theme of these descriptions for a second, I FREAKING MADE UP THAT JOKE FROM SCRATCH. like that's not something i've heard before or something i googled, i conjured that joke from the intense depths of my psyche to make myself laugh. hopefully it makmes you laugh, but genuinely i'm just fine with how hard it got me Material: