St. Patrick's Day Shirt Size:XL they built the tallest buildings

they built the tallest buildings in the world

at the Oh Henry Ballroom

he asks the cook the score of the Cubs game (with Ferris appearing on the TV in the background)

souvenir-stealing riot that forced the cancellation of the second-half of the double header

St. Patrick's Day Shirt Size:XL they built the tallest buildingsTHE STORY Everyone's got one. The designated St. Patrick's Day shirt that's usually crammed in the back of the closet for most of the year. It's usually green, smells bad and is often adorned with Guinness stains. This year, don't mess around with those half witted crude catchphrase shirts and focus on what St. Patrick's Day is really about socially accepted public intoxication.