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the Colorado Rockies Champion Picnic Basket provides picnic service for two in a sturdy handwoven willow wicker body with a reinforced leatherette handle and matching leatherette fastening straps

plate and wine glass picnic set for two

Purdue Boilermakers - Duet Wine & Cheese Tote beach-chair-backpack and a variety of additionalOnce upon a time, you were a singleton, lugging around beverages for other singletons in a huge, clunky ice chest. Somewhere along the way, you realized ten is a crowd and discovered the Purdue Boilermakers Duet Wine & Cheese Tote, a convenient wine bag that fits your new relationship goals. Designed perfectly for two, the Duet is a wine cooler wine carrier that accommodates 2 bottles of your favorite varietals in separate, insulated compartments.